I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
me and jazz’s reaction to being show this awful page from a health guide in gym
i cant even BELIEVE this was a sheet i had to fill out
ah yes, good to know sexism is alive and well in public schools
Our sincerest apologies for the clock jumping issue in the States this morning. It may take several months, but we’ll do our best to fix it.
Bras we have known.
The last one is soo damn true
Hahaha I’m crying
lawd, lawd, lawd
I think I have… four of these?
“Let me tell you, Sam is the clumsiest, most accident-prone person in the world. He broke his hand within the first week. He walked into a twig, and his eye was bleeding. He fell every single scene.” - Jennifer Lawrence
Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.
and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.
reblogging for the excellent gif usage.
Step it up trixie
THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE
if you ever feel like spiders are fearless, unstoppable death machines that are bent upon your destruction please remember that my tarantula has been sitting, inconsolable, with her knees tucked around her face for the past 20 minutes solely because she stepped on her own foot
like what am i even supposed to do about that
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
I almost had it all again.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Yeah, we have a gif for that.
#that is a human as a rat as a cup
That was a long 12 years for Wormtail.
maybe ron wasn’t bad at this particular spell. his spell probably didn’t work because scabbers wasn’t actually a rat. this could also explain why his rat didn’t turn yellow, other than the fact it probably wasn’t even a proper spell
^^^^ Agreed, as the spells are sorted by the compleity of the target and a human (even in a rat’s body) it’s a lot more complex so that would explain a lot
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON